Le Commissaire Juve
An `Uralskiye Pelmeni`s sketch OURS ON A PLANE To celebrate New Year many Russian nationals of Russia go abroad. PILOT`S VOICE : Ladies and gentlemen! I`m your aircraft commander. I`m greeting you , the passengers of a Yekaterinburg to Hurgada flight....
A MAN IS KNOWN BY THE CLOTHES HE WEARS IN WINTER Once upon a time, i.e. 29 December 2014, while looking through The Guardian I happened to read the the article by Natalia Antonova `Vodka, mittens and sex – a Russian’s guide to surviving the cold` with...
One of the Chekhov Duet`s sketches FACETIOUS FELLOWS: DOMESTIC FAT CAT VS. FLIPPANT FAIR-HAIRED PET (Olygarch and his very young wife after the New Year Party) The Chekhov Duet, or The Chekhovs (showmen Anton Lyrnik and Andrei Molochniy) was founded in...
THE THAI ADVENTURES OF THE URAL TROPICOPOLITANS The Ural Meat Dumplings (Uralskiye Pelmeni Уральские пельмени) – Celebrating New Year in Thailand The folkish Ural Meat Dumplings (Uralskiye pelmeni Уральские пельмени) Theatrical Comedy Company, Yekaterinburg...
IMPROBABLY FRENCH, INCREDIBLY RUSSIAN! WHAT IS IT? Classical ballet born in France has been well settled down in Russia since the end of the 18th century. However, the French language are being used in the lessons of the ballet schools and during the...
你会扯谈,讲庸俗的故事,再次骚扰我吗？ 胡萨尔 : 我只想刺痛你一次而死了！ 女士 : 停止吧！ 你不是一个蜜蜂！ 你是一个骠骑兵 (胡萨尔)! 俄罗斯民俗民俗学有关于 Rzewski中尉生活和冒险的约四百好笑的故事. Rzewski是一个19世纪头20年的小俄罗斯(俄罗斯西南部)的 Mariupol＆ Pavlograd 胡萨尔团的骑兵人。 德国凯撒Wilhelm 二世穿着俄罗斯的胡萨尔制服 Rzewski的文学性格与德国科隆的Der treue Hussar (忠实胡萨尔)有密切的关系。 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FLqiaXBmJFI...
好戰友 A good companion Le Bon Camarade Был у меня товарищ I HAD A TRUE COMPANION I I had a true companion The best of friends in need. At war, at peace like a stanchion He was for me indeed. } (Twice) II There a bullet whistled, which one of us be hit?...
Vas-tu me parler de ta manière obscène et me séduire à nouveau, n'est-ce pas? Hussard : Je voudrais juste vous piquer une fois et mourir! Lady : Arrêtez! Vous n'êtes pas une abeille! Vous êtes un hussard! Il y a environ 400 histoires drôles sur la vie...
PORTRAIT: HOW TO GRASP THE VOLATILE TEMPER? К портрету - Как мальчик кудрявый, резва,//Нарядна, как бабочка летом.//Значенья пустого слова// В устах ее полны приветом.//Ей нравиться долго нельзя://Как цепь ей несносна привычка,//Она ускользнет, как змея,//Порхнет...
GREAT PATRIOTIC JEANNE Jeanne d'Arc whom I sincerely love managed to fulfill the mission of the national liberation at the very young age. She was illiterate and ignoble (i.e. lowborn) and played a part of the Moor who had done his duty, so let him go....
THE LITTLE THINK BIG: NEVER PORNO, ONLY ART THE LITTLE BIG`s SONG `BIG DICK` The tattoo on the chest of a hero of the video reads `The unconquerable strength of mind`. https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0 The Little Big group http://www.thelittlebig.com/ from...
CARPE DIEM, OR THE CARPING GIRL BY NEW ROUSSEAU The Comedy Woman`s actresses Nadezhda Sysoeva (as a silly blonde Naden`ka), Tatiana Morozova (as an ordinary Russian woman), Maria Kravchenko (as a tough girl) and cameraman Daniel Velichko (as himself)...
THE AIDES-DE -CAMP OF LOVE AN EXPLANATION: A STR ANGE DENOUEMENT Josephine de Beauharnais : You were dazzling in the masked ball. Who could know that Sibari would conceal such a treasure from us. Who made your dress, Caroline, n`est pas ? Olga Lopukhina...
Written, commented & translated by Le Commissaire Juve THE IRREGULAR EMPRESS Actress Marina Fedunkiv has played a part of Catherine I as she was being represented in the pop culture in Russia in the 90s of the 20 c. Partly, it’s a parody of a tawdry &...
`Russian Matchish` Cartoon of 1917 «Матчишъ» я научилась Плясать не скоро, Одна, какъ ни трудилась, Всё шло не споро. Но вотъ, испанецъ юный Мнѣ далъ урокъ Я сразу поняла его Урокъ былъ въ прокъ. Я такъ была готова Понять испанца, Что поняла въ два слова...
I was walking downtown, and all the pedestrians were looking at me. Popularity? I don`t think so! Beauty? Barely as well... That orange chainsaw in my hands? Maybe! Je marchais au centre-ville et tous les piétons me regardaient. Popularité? Je ne pense...
By Police Commissioner Juve Par Le Comissaire Juve 由 专员尤文 The part of Lily, a funny girl from Tokyo who can cheer up anybody around at mere sight of her is played by my fave Japanese actress of British descent Becky (Rebecca Eri Ray Vaughan レベッカ・英里・レイボーン)....
SMOKE, STEAM & PUNK Aesthetics of the music videos under investigation in the above subchapter is very close to that of theTomáš Vorel landmark feature film `Kouř` (`Smoke & Steam`) (Czechia), 1991. Both the film and videos contain a steam punk component...
COMRADE PUSHKIN, ADVANCE AND BE RECOGNIZED! ON PUSKIN`S PORTRAITS & PUSHKIN`S APPEARANCE It`s only Pushkin`s contemporaries who knew how Pushkin exactly looked like. At present we can only guess it. His lifetime images failed to reflect his true appearance....
Natasha Rostova and her mom go to the provincial ball party (a modern Russian schwank) A Russian fellow (a Russian variant of a `cockney` guy) is brilliantly dancing a Gipsy dance in a grotesque, farcical style, a style of the so called Russian chançon,...
RICHTER: ARTISTE AND ARTIST Svyatoslav Richter : `I don’t like to watch movies about musicians. The faces of the playing pianists irritate me, especially my own face. On the whole, I can’t understand why it’s necessary to look at a playing pianist. It’s...
By Police Commissioner Juve Par Le Comissaire Juve 由 专员尤文 THE GOLDEN HEAD The No 1 of the Russian poetry of the 20 c., one of the greatest poets of the Russian literature comparable only with Alexandre Pushkin, singer of wooden Russia, Russian village...
AFTER THE BALL, OR THE DIFFICULTY OF BEING HANDSOME A Comissaire Juve VAUDEVILLE THE XIX CENTURY. ABBEY OF DOWNTON. THE BALL IS OVER. BUT IT IS TOO EARLY TO LEAVE AND ACCORDING TO CUSTOM GUESTS ARE BEING DIVIDED INTO TWO PARTIES: GENTLEMEN HAVE GONE TO...
EPIGRAMMATIZING ABOUT HERSELF By Pauline Sibagatullina You never know me by sight. On meeting you I am in mask Made of a cucumber that`s finely cut. Trans. by Le Commissair Juve The above poem recited by its author, Pauline Sibagatullina
EPIGRAMMATIZING ABOUT HERSELF By Pauline Sibagatullina Days fly, My years elapse. I say to men more often: `Yes!` (Trans. Le Commissaire Juve)
