Striptease Стриптиз

Hopefully, this time he`s to pay attention to me!

By Marina Terentieva 

STRIPTEASE 

I found in a magazine that `husbands 

Are fond of the strip-tease at times`. 

So half a day I killed to dress up as a bunny, 

I tried my best to take him by surprise. 

 

When in the evening he was back as always 

With package of the foodstaff in his hands, 

Quite unexpectedly he joined the performance. 

I wore the sexy stokings, lips of mine were red. 

 

My husband gulped, then dropped the package, 

It`s not surprising, `cuz I looked so smart. 

-Sweetheart, put something on, he said and added, 

-It`s not July to walk about the flat (you`re no slut). 

 

-Tarry awile! - he heard my frivolous, appealing 

Sweet voice. I switched on sexy music for my dance. 

I ordered him, `Come closer, sweetheart, dear!` 

It`s rosy bow above my knee he was to have untied. 

 

But he kept standing still, he looked so queer! 

(That time I wasn`t aware of his state of mind!) 

At last he locked himself in ... bathroom just for fear 

Of losing me forever. I heard,`Come back, my wife!` 

 

He couldn`t put up with my new behaviour. 

So I am back, those magazines I no longer trust. 

I`ve changed my mind, I`m not a real stallion*, 

I can`t afford of losing my sweetheart. 

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